Ultraviolet's Loft--Home of the Microsoft Backdoor Page!

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You Found it!
One of the Cyber Homes of Me!
I'm an imaginative and shamelessly self-promotional narcissist
who likes to stretch the filaments of the World Wide Web to absolute limits of anarchy. So stick around. You'll be entertained. And you could even learn something...

You might just find almost anything here
So don't say you weren't warned!

"Ultraviolet. It's alla'bout style, jackass."

Download this important Year 2000 Verification Program! You found it here FIRST! (Trust me. You NEED This!!)

If you are currently using Internet Explorer as your browser, then Microsoft is using you to spread a broken version of the Java Virtual Machine. They are doing this to try and thwart the Java cross-platform language, because it threatens their Windows OS monopoly. To find out more about this, an explanation in laymen's terms, and more, please click on the "Browser Information" link below.
Thank You!

Browser Information (Copyright © Thomas Winzig 1997-1998 All Rights Reserved.)

(see Celebrity Mugshots...among other things...See Hugh Grant Blush...Hee hee)

Yes! He is! Find out the truth about Bert of Sesame Street Fame...Parents: Keep your kids away from this creep!!

Click Above and Visit the New Teletubbies Death Chamber (definitely NOT for the squeamish...)

Bow down---have reverence for. . . Cult of the Dead Cow . . . and see what's happening in Cyberspace!

...to sharpen your view of the universe

Check Out NuketheSerbs.com!

The Useless Page!

Solution to the Y2K Problem!

Yep! Another First. Click above and go to the CrapFinder Portal. . .

Check Out Ratboy's Site!

Go Make an Anagram!

Who the Hell was that on my phone Bill? Click above to find out!!

Weird Answering Machine Messages! (...for when you find out who it was...)

Big Brother May be Watching You! Do you want to be traced, tracked and who-knows-what by an "Identifier" built into your central processor? Read about what's being done about this by clicking on the image above. If this thing happens, you can kiss your privacy Goodbye for good! First Micro$oft and now Intel! What NEXT?

This site should be visited by you weekly if you're concerned about security and people screwing with you while you're online! Bookmark it!

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Go check out my friend The Artist formerly known as Tr-i Formerly known as Todd Rundgren's Site. It Rocks! Can U say 'Utopia'?

A Few Comments

Personal computers were invented by freaked-out acidhead hippies during the first, middle and last part of the 1970's. I, too, am interested in information, knowledge and Freedom. I believe that a good website is one that both entertains and informs. The World Wide Web is an Anarchy that works mainly due to the present freedom- of- expression capabilities enjoyed by all!! Long live free speech!

One of my hangups (...and we all have them...) is that I have a REAL problem with Microsoft. I think they're a bunch of greedy motherfuckers who blatantly steal innovations and call them their own. Bill Gates and his crowd of powder-blue-tuxedo-clad cohorts would like to control English so that they could charge 'User Fees' for those who speak it...and 'Update Fees' when words are added. Think I'm kidding? Check out the links below to find out about what I'm talking about....

Thanks for dropping by! I like to get e-mail, and I always add links...if they're interesting enough...sent in by my readers and fans...

Click Above For Direct Downloads! (New!)

Click above and go to Tim Macinta's Page!

Click on Image Above to Go To KMFMS!

Discover why Jamie Zawinski Disassociated Himself from AOL/Netscape
Jamie's BookMarks! Note: This is the *BEST* set of links I've ever found anywhere, and, even though they're at the above page, I feel they deserve special attention. Enjoy!

Check Out the Register! (a good source of what's happening in Cyberspace...)

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